those tumblr users that everyone else loves but you can’t stand
Still a little pissed I can’t fly or set things on fire with my mind
'Louis, the baby it's-…it's yours'
'Stop taking my pillows Harry'
AU: Niall Horan, midfielder for Derby, really likes getting interviewed by BBC Sports broadcaster Liam Payne.
Dear Tumblr friends with no hyphens in your usernames,
sadly we were not as smart as you and Tumblr hates us, so please remember to tag us without the hyphens.
Sincerely, the-unlucky-bloggers-with-the-hyphens (# the unlucky bloggers with the hyphens)
don’t let them know
i interrupt your dash with louis using a microphone as a dildo
ok carry on
bonus: he was looking at harry
oh he even winked at him
Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen
"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"
"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"
HEY YOU LISTEN UP ONE DIRECTION MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY AND MAKES ME LOVE LIFE A LITTLE MORE SO WHEN I TALK TO YOU ABOUT THEM CAN YOU PLEASE TRY TO ACT AT LEAST A LITTLE INTERESTED INSTEAD OF SHOOTING ME DOWN AND TELLING ME TO STOP BEING SO OBSESSED WITH A STUPID BOYBAND